So hard to watch, but oh so good

Ok, this may be the worst season of the bachelorette ever, but I am still watching. Why? It is a train wreck, truly. It is so painful to watch week after week as Ashley seeks out affection, acceptance and everything in between. Doesn't she realize that people find confidence sexy, not self pity? She should be the one in charge, choosing the guys and stringing them along - not the other way around. When is this season over already?

And how painful was the goodbye to Ryan. Poor guy. I actually thought they would be good together - equally clueless.

I still like Ben F, but I think he is too good for her. Now I am just being mean...

Until next week!

Anguish and Anger in Anguilla

So last night in Bachelor land finds us in Anguilla. The first date started out with Emily. I am sorry, but that was awkward. Emily obviously doesn't seem to have a connection with Brad at all. I think he has this need to protect and take care of her, but their conversations and interactions seemed strained. I can understand Emily's hesitation in introducing her daughter to Brad, that is a huge step that shouldn't be taken lightly (and she probably hasn't introduced her to a lot of guys). Scenes from next week make it look like things don't go so well on that end...

So next up with Brad was Shawntal. I have to say, I don't think Shawntal is that cute, but the date seemed very natural, relaxed and normal. I really think it went well.

And Britt....how are you a food writer? Your bones stick out! Please eat something. I loved how when they were on the boat, they showed her pushing around her food for a long long time before she took a bite. Hmm. That was also a very awkward date. Obviously no feelings there for either of them. So buh bye Britt.

And the group date. I love how Ashley & Chantal took their tops off and Michelle refused and went with the full on make out. Hilarious. That is what you get for showing your boobs to the world! The "oh poor me" thing that Ashley is doing is getting super annoying. Be confident in yourself and quit complaining. And same to you too, Chantal. Brad isn't that great, if you haven't realized that yet.

I have to say, I was shocked that he gave Ashley the rose on the group date. Not sure why he did that?? After he gave her the rose, I think you could tell that Michelle was going home. The crazy wasn't cute anymore.

Anyways, I am excited for hometown dates. Those are always interesting. I love seeing the crazy families (dead animals in the freezer anyone??).

Does Brad have a girl back home???

US Magazine is reporting that Brad proposed to a local Austin girl, they dated on and off for 8 years, before he left to shoot the show this summer. Say it isn't so Brad.....although nothing would surprise me at this point. Come on ABC, after this and the arrest scandal, you need to do some more digging on your contestants.

Brad, what??

Um, did anyone know that Brad Womack's real last name is Pickelsimer? Wow, no wonder ABC exec's made him change it.

Bye Bye Jackie!!!

So I have to say, I am sad that Jackie went home. I think now that she is gone, I have realized that she was my favorite. Why? Because she seemed normal.

Just when I thought that Chantal O was redeeming herself (by not crying), she goes and tells Brad she is falling in love with him. Oh Chantal, isn't it a little early for that? You have had 2 one-on-one dates and have probably know each other for less than a month.

Michelle keeps getting crazier. I swear that I saw a commercial on Lifetime for a new movie and she is an actor in it, so is clearly using the "crazy" to show her versatility as an actor. She has the "bitch please" look down, the "stink eye", the "I'm so cute and lovable", the "I am so sexy", the "I am a caring mother", I mean she really has it all. She goes from normal to bat crazy in a matter of seconds. I love to see what shenanigans she will pull next week.

And Miss Alli. You were LONG overdue to go home. There was obviously no connection, and never was going to be, how did you think there was? Brad had spent no time with you, so you must be kidding if you thought you were in the running against the other girls. That date was just awkward. I felt so bad when she told Brad "I feel more comfortable with you than I have felt with anyone." Once again, seriously diluted.

Anyways, I was sad to see Jackie go but onward and off to Anguilla!!

Another Tear-fest

Seriously stop crying on national TV girls!! It is unattractive and NOT a turn on for men, seriously. It cracks me up how each week Chantal O cries, yet asserts "I am a strong woman." Um, if you were a strong woman you would stop crying on every single episode.

I read a quote by Jennifer Aniston and she said she was so shocked at how these women on the bachelor cry and cry after being rejected by the bachelor after knowing him for less than a week or so. I could not agree more. And to get upset that he is spending time with other girls....have you not seen the show before?? I think that the girls shouldn't complain about this considering they all knew what they signed up for. Ridiculous.

I am not sure who is my favorite; in all honesty I am not sure any of them has a "lead" right now. He likes Shawntal, she is cute, but so young. He likes Emily, but she seems one dimensional. And Michelle is just plain crazy. I think he kept Alli this week just because he feels sorry for her and how she always complains about not being special.

Anyways, stay tuned for more drama and tears! Can't wait for next week!!

The Bachelor

The Bachelor is on tonight!! While I was at the airport yesterday I bought the new US and saw a little article about Peyton and Chris Lampton dating. Apparently they were seen in Dallas at the Nodding Donkey recently.

Here is Reality Steve's list of other ex bachelor couples. Pretty hilarious.

Does Bachelor Brad have a GF?

Scandalous!!! Did Brad dump a girlfriend to do the show again? Suspicious.....love it.

Black eyes, love doctors and tears

So every season I vow to not watch The Bachelor. I mean, what is the track record on this show? One, maybe two marriages out of fifteen or more seasons? Obviously not the best way to meet your soul mate. But alas, each season I get drawn in by the dramatic music and leading editing on the commercials and "scenes from next week." The sad thing is that even my poor husband is now addicted. Every Monday we plop ourselves in front of the TV with little Betty to watch the crazy unfold.

My favorite crazy is Michelle. This week on the Michelle show, a black eye. How does one get a black eye?? I thought it was interesting that it was pretty much completely gone by her one-on-one date. Interesting indeed. The thing that gets me is that Brad doesn't see through her and see how nuts she is. I guess guys aren't as perceptive as girls. They tend to be quite naive and believe that most people are normal, when it is truly the opposite. You must have a screw loose to be on the bachelor.

Next, Chantal. I really think she is pretty and has great look, but why does she cry every freaking episode? It is getting old. She says she is strong and independent, but then she cries. Those two things don't seem to add up. And she is divorced. (she is 28) Is everyone on this show divorced or have a kid? I can't imagine already being divorced at my age. I digress....

I do love Emily, but I agree with what my friend Glenna said, is she that in to him? I think she honestly is super quiet and doesn't have much of a personality. I know some think she could be the next bachelorette but I don't think she has enough spunk, bite or personality to do that. But then again, I would probably watch.

Despite all of this, I could see Brad with Emily. She seems sweet and would fit right in in Texas with that blond hair.

I am pumped for next week! Can't wait to see what Michelle will do to get attention and how many times Chantal will cry.